"Not only is this the most unmistakable scent I've ever experienced spicing up my nostrils, I'm pretty sure it actually gets stronger as the day wears on, rather than wearing thin… Thin, funny I just said that about Rosie [O'Donnell]'s Vagina."

– Anderson Cooper

"Of all the sweat in all the sweatshops, no producer has done more for the working conditions of the entry level line producers in the Chinese interior. Rosie's Vagina factories allow short work days, gracious conditions, free pornography and an unlimited buffet of asparagus and collared greens."

– Perez Hilton

"This is one of the biggest perfumes I've ever had the opportunity to huff. The musky tang of Rosie's Vagina is the sort of thing that seeps into your hair and clothes, and permeates your whole day. Once you've smelled Rosie's Vagina, your life and sexual orientation may forever be cemented."

– Donald Trump

"If you'd have told me a year ago that I'd be singing the praises of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina, I'd have told you that you were crazy. Today, I'm eating those words I didn't actually speak, but only because my wife is bathing in Rosie O'Donnell's Vagina, and I know it because I can taste it. The odor is unforgettable, and one gasp will be all you need to burn the memory of Rosie O'Donnell's Vagina forever in your nostrils."

– Danny Bonaduce

"Musky is an understatement, this perfume is simply thick. Not only in texture, which it is to suspicious degrees, but also in terms of total potency, which is almost as alarming. When I say alarming, don't be alarmed, my wife wears it, and she and I agree it's alarmingly, even disarmingly, delightful. Though it does tend to stain."

– Time Magazine